Supplies...........[Non PC joke]

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An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.

The foreman points at a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Irishman he says,
"You're in charge of shoveling." To the Chinese guy, you’re in charge of supplies." He then says, "Now I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that sand pile there."

So the foreman goes away for a couple of hours, but when he returns the pile of sand is untouched. The Forman turns to the Italian and asks why he didn't sweep.



The Italian replies, in a heavy accent, "I no gotta broom, an' you tella me dat de Chinese’s guy supposa to bringa da supplies, but he disappear and no finda him."



Then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel.
The Irishman replies in his heavy brogue, 'Aye, that ye did, but I couldn't get meself a shovel I couldn't fin' him."


The foreman is really angry now,

and storms off looking for the Chinese guy.
He can't find him anywhere and is getting angrier by the minute.
Just then, the Chinese guy jumps out from behind the pile of sand and yells ..

"Supplies!!"
 
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