sick i tell ya part 3 adult only


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Mar 24, 2005
Q: Why did the Irish man buy a black and white dog?
A: Because he thought the license would be cheaper!

Q. What's the best form of birth control after 50?
A: Nudity

Q. What do you call a smart blonde?
A. A golden retriever.

Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A: A canoe tips.

Q: Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Q: Why do women parachutists wear tampons?
A: So they don't whistle on the way down.

Q: Why does the bride always wear white?
A: Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Q: What's the Cuban national anthem?
A: "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"

Q: Why are faggots so generous?
A: They don't know how to be tight-arsed.

Q: What is the difference between a midget and a freak?
A: Political correctness.

Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion?
christian onaldo cried as he cut the onion

what's DNA stand for
National Dyslexic Association.