Shortest fairytail

charlie senator

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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
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> And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, camping,
drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the
hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelLed more, had many
lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to
the theatre, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that
went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked
fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
The End
 

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an even shorter one

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
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the guy thought 'that was close' and lived happily ever after

lol
 

ice2004

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Once upon a time a guy asked a girl to marry him,

She said................YES!

She lived happily ever after on his money after she divorced him as he was too stupid to sign a prenuptial agreement??
 

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