Scottish Slangs (strong/adult words)


DW Regular
Oct 22, 2005
She had a fanny like a stab wound in a gorilla's back

Look's like she's been dooking for apples in a chip pan

Had more hands up her than sooty!

Shes got a face like a dog lickin pish off a nettle.

It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe!

She's got a face that could make an onion cry.

I wouldn't ride her into battle.

everyone has a right to be ugly, but she abuses the privilege

I wouldnt do her with a rusty pole

mair chins than a chinese phone book

She smells like an alkies carpet

she has seen more japseyes than an oriental optician

It's like shaggin a pail of water.

It's like shaggin the sleeve off a wizards cloak!

she's killed more cocks than a fowl butcher

fanny like a ripped out fireplace

face like a sand blasted tomato

arse like a bag of washing

She sweats like a dog in a Chinese restaurant

she's seen more helmets than Hitler

face like a stuntman's knee

She's got a fanny like a badly packed kebab

Like opening the window and shagging the night

She's seen more cockends than weekends

A left her with a face like a painter's radio

Fanny like a clowns pocket

Fanny like a Hippo's yawn

She's that ugly not even a sniper would take her out

I bet she's got a fanny like a pub carpet

More pricks than a second hand dartboard.

face like a blind joiners thumb

Shes done more lengths than Duncan Goodhew

She's been shot over more times than Sarajevo

Even the tide wouldn't take her out

got more finger prints on her than Scotland Yard

handled more balls than Dino Zoff

pish flaps like John Waynes saddle bags

She had a pair of flaps on her like a gutted trout

A chunt like a burst couch

A face like she's been ram raiding on scooters

shes had more seamen than Saltcoats

Shes seen more stiffs than Quincy!

Shes seen more cokes than a bottle of bacardi!

cocked more times than Elmer Fudds shotgun


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Mar 5, 2005
Fanny like a horse's collar. : shocked2