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jb21

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I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me...

'Oi, what's your disability?'

I said 'Tourettes! Now f**k off you tosser'



A history teacher asks a class full of kids 'What was Churchill famous for ?'

A kid at the back shouts out 'He was the last white man to be called Winston!


A man says to his wife 'tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time'.

His wife replies 'You've got a bigger todger than your brother'