I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me...
'Oi, what's your disability?'
I said 'Tourettes! Now f**k off you tosser'
A history teacher asks a class full of kids 'What was Churchill famous for ?'
A kid at the back shouts out 'He was the last white man to be called Winston!
A man says to his wife 'tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time'.
His wife replies 'You've got a bigger todger than your brother'
'Oi, what's your disability?'
I said 'Tourettes! Now f**k off you tosser'
A history teacher asks a class full of kids 'What was Churchill famous for ?'
A kid at the back shouts out 'He was the last white man to be called Winston!
A man says to his wife 'tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time'.
His wife replies 'You've got a bigger todger than your brother'
