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Quick Golf 'Uns

BRIAN1956

DW Joke King
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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, Multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to You?'

'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole,

we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.

We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.'

'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough,

there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's girlie bits.

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife,

'Hey, this looks like yours!''


'I don't remember much after that'

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Recently I was asked to play in a golf outing.

At first I said, "Naaahhh...."

Then they said to me, "Come on, it's for handicapped and blind kids".

Then I thought..........

SHIT -- I could win this thing!!!