BRIAN1956
DW Joke King
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, Multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to You?'
'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole,
we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.'
'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough,
there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's girlie bits.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife,
'Hey, this looks like yours!''
'I don't remember much after that'
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Recently I was asked to play in a golf outing.
At first I said, "Naaahhh...."
Then they said to me, "Come on, it's for handicapped and blind kids".
Then I thought..........
SHIT -- I could win this thing!!!
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to You?'
'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole,
we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.'
'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough,
there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's girlie bits.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife,
'Hey, this looks like yours!''
'I don't remember much after that'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Recently I was asked to play in a golf outing.
At first I said, "Naaahhh...."
Then they said to me, "Come on, it's for handicapped and blind kids".
Then I thought..........
SHIT -- I could win this thing!!!
