Police Statement...

[ruud36]

A man has been found in the river this morning wearing an England shirt,womans knickers,fishnet stockings,suspenders,a blow up doll on the end of his todger and a dildo stuck up his arse.Police have removed the England shirt to save the family any embarrassment.

 

[witchy]

Maybe it was Karym6?

 

[snp-g]

We'll never know.

 

[seeking]

It was particulary embarrassing , because it had Rooney's number on it.