People who fart around boarding aircraft!

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All the miserable gits not paying for hold luggage then taking up time trying to shoehorn there cabin bags into the overhead bins
 

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It is annoying and it does get my goad when it happens to me. I can’t say it has ever delayed my flight in anyway though. I think they allow a bit of time for the faff when joe public is involved .
 

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It is annoying and it does get my goad when it happens to me. I can’t say it has ever delayed my flight in anyway though. I think they allow a bit of time for the faff when joe public is involved .
Flight delay isn't a problem. It's when you're halfway up the boarding steps in pissing rain, everything grinds to a halt, and you can hear the cabin staff yelling at people to take their seats as quickly as possible.
 

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It is annoying and it does get my goad when it happens to me. I can’t say it has ever delayed my flight in anyway though. I think they allow a bit of time for the faff when joe public is involved .
Flight delay isn't a problem. It's when you're halfway up the boarding steps in pissing rain, everything grinds to a halt, and you can hear the cabin staff yelling at people to take their seats as quickly as possible.
Point taken
 

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Please Delete , already posted
 
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To get arrested for farting ! that's some serious winditch. My m8's were giving it some wind big time coming back from Tenerife last year. They were mid row we were at the back. Everytime you heard them pishin themselves we all braised ourselves at the back for the smell onslaught and believe you me it was bad. One lady threw up in the sick bag bawkin away
The people directly behind complained to the air stewardess who then kindly asked my m8 to use the toilet whenever he's about to do it.

Everytime he got up people clapped but we hit turbulence (not my m8) and he was just heading to the toilet when he was ordered back to his seat. He then ......yes you know he dropped an atom bomb of a fart in the aisle and it was about the worse he done all flight. We were in tears laughing, he's saying "Blame her !! , I was going the toilet !!" , loads had jackets on over their noses
 

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To get arrested for farting ! that's some serious winditch. My m8's were giving it some wind big time coming back from Tenerife last year. They were mid row we were at the back. Everytime you heard them pishin themselves we all braised ourselves at the back for the smell onslaught and believe you me it was bad. One lady threw up in the sick bag bawkin away
The people directly behind complained to the air stewardess who then kindly asked my m8 to use the toilet whenever he's about to do it.

Everytime he got up people clapped but we hit turbulence (not my m8) and he was just heading to the toilet when he was ordered back to his seat. He then ......yes you know he dropped an atom bomb of a fart in the aisle and it was about the worse he done all flight. We were in tears laughing, he's saying "Blame her !! , I was going the toilet !!" , loads had jackets on over their noses
has he been in your daughters car
 

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Sorry this is semi off topic but my brother went sking and had a problem with the altitude that resorted him to farting (or at least that’s what he told us!!). So we arrive in Austria and start sking/boarding some small slopes to get into the swing of things and we stop for a hot chocolate before heading up to a peak for a red or black run. As we join this 8 man ski bubble to head up the slope he starts his silent but deadly personal concerto. It was disgusting and the small window couldn’t alleviate the smell... I’ve never skied with him again!!
 

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I once farted that loud and smell to boot that I got clod out a pool tournament in a pub. I walked into the games room not knowing there was this money match final taking place and they were down to the last few balls.
As I pushed the door I turned round to make sure that my m8 person caught the door so I didn't actually look into the games room then I let out a belter. Saying I got clod out was a bit of an exaggeration, I never actually got in the room. I opened the door, farted then headed straight back out under a volley of abuse
 

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It doesn't matter what age you are, you never grow out of laughing at the noise of a fart. The best been the mistimed cough + fart combo, like a dubbed Kung-Foo movie , slightly out of sink
 
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