payback for bush [slight adult]


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Mar 27, 2005
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George Bush has a heart attack and dies. Obviously, he goes to hell
where the devil is waiting for him.

"I'm not sure what to do," says the devil. "You're on my list but I
have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'm going
to have to let someone else go. I've got three folks here who weren't
quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take
their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large
pool of water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over.
Such was his fate in hell. "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm
not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a
sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the
hammer, time after time. "No!" I've got this problem with my
shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break
rocks all day." commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying
on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked
in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what
she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while
and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said, "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"