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A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
> >>Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that
> >>would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the FATHER.
> >>He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much
> >>in favour if it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters,
> >>explaining that even 10% was probably more pain that the father had
> >>ever experienced before But as the labour progressed, the husband felt
> >>fine and asked the
> >>doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the
> >>machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband will still feeling fine.
> >>The doctor checked the husbands' blood pressure and was amazed at how
> >>well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.
> >>The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was
> >>obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged
> >>the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy
> >>baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
> >>When they got home, the milkman was dead on the porch.
 
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
> >>Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that
> >>would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the FATHER.
> >>He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much
> >>in favour if it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters,
> >>explaining that even 10% was probably more pain that the father had
> >>ever experienced before But as the labour progressed, the husband felt
> >>fine and asked the
> >>doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the
> >>machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband will still feeling fine.
> >>The doctor checked the husbands' blood pressure and was amazed at how
> >>well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.
> >>The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was
> >>obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged
> >>the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy
> >>baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
> >>When they got home, the milkman was dead on the porch.
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: very funny
 
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