old man on a bench (Slightly rude)

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An old man was sitting on a park bench one day.

A teenager came and sat next to him, his hair spiked red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet.

The old man stares at him strangly.

"What's the matter?" asks the teenager. "Haven't you ever done anything wild before?"

"Yes," the old man replies. "I got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I just wondered if you're my son.
 
sorry should have searched 1st i just seen it. junny tho and worth telling gain.
 
blessss.... you were excited eh? couldnt help yourself ahhh xx
 
What about the two old ladies sitting on the bench? Nude male jogger goes past. One of the old dears has a stroke..........but the other one couldn't reach!!

ok old joke, sorry. I'll fetch my coat.
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lol, were they sat on the same bench as the 2 nuns who got flashed?

one said to the other 'ohh no, sister mary, cover your eyes and show him your cross'

so she put her hand over her eyes and shouted 'FOOK OFF YA DIRTY TWART'

lol
 
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