Old but still worth a chuckle

notmeatall3

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Quite an old one but still funny

2 men and a woman where on the final shortlist to become CIA assassins.

As part of the final test. The first man was taken to a closed door and given a gun.
"In there is your wife. You have to enter the room and shoot her."
Horrified he protested "I can't kill her, I love her"
"Well u cant be a assassain then. You'll have to leave."

The second man was taken to the same door and told exactly the same thing.
He went in and there was complete silence.
10 minutes later he comes out sobbing saying "i cant do it"
"Well u cant be an assassain for the CIA then. Goodbye"

Next came the woman.
When offered she grabbed the gun and shot into the room.
Even before the door had fully closed 6 shots were heard followed by loud banging and shouting.
20 minutes later the woman comes out and screamed
"You w*nkers, You could have told me the gun was full of blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair leg."
 

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:) nice one,didn't see that coming
There only old if you've heard them before...
 

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:) nice one,didn't see that coming
There only old if you've heard them before...

yes i agree... and i've not heard it before either. was a good joke well done xx
 

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thats the best joke ive heard in ages
 
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