no offence, just a dream

[les]

it's after one in the morning i've just awoke out of a nightmare like no other.<br />im pushing a trolley around tesco's and reach the dairy counter.<br />i pick up a box of what i thought were a dozen eggs but find it empty.<br />only after closing the box i realise why,..the label says 'mR aNFIELDS free range hex'.<br />true to its conviction i could not complain to the manager as its contents were true.<br />'buy one get one free'..... 'naieve? buy two get bull for life.(check posts for confirmation).<br />upon reading aload in dismay mR aNFIELD himself appeared in hex form and said aloud (in caps) YOU WONT TAKE ME ALIVE M8Y HE HE HE HE. i drew my light sabre hex (downloadable from mRaNFIELD.COM/ivegotit/georgelucasspareparts/)and proceeded to sabre all products in the aNFIELD range.<br />i awoke to find myself brandishing a french loaf playing golf with dog poo!!!! no difference!!<br />UNCANNY???????

[ 17 January 2002: Message edited by: les ]</p>

 

[Mick]

MOVING TO THE LAUGHTER ROOM <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

[ 17 January 2002: Message edited by: Mickie ]</p>

 

[wasnotwasD]

LOOKS like it's open season guys. <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

 

[davidh]

nicely done m8y lol

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[Mikimak]

You shouldnt eat cheese before bedtime les! LMFAO

And Mr_Anfields nose must be the size of a pool cue with all the pork pies he tells here.

I bet he can smoke a cuban cigar in the shower without it getting wet! LMFAO

Come on Mr_Anfield prove us all wrong...with some proof m8ty <img src="graemlins/baby.gif" border="0" alt="[baby]" /> <img src="graemlins/baby.gif" border="0" alt="[baby]" /> <img src="graemlins/baby.gif" border="0" alt="[baby]" /> <img src="graemlins/baby.gif" border="0" alt="[baby]" />