A man is upstairs, alone at the back of a bus.
He realises that he is really desperate for a dump and can't hold it in. He opens his newspaper and sh*ts in it, then throws it under a seat.
He hears some-one coming up the stairs, so out of embarressment he gets of the bus early and walks home.
A couple of hours later after he has been home for a while thee is a knock at the front door.<br />It is 2 police officers.<br />"I believe that today you had a sh*t on the upper deck on the back of a bus"
"Errr, how did you know it was me"
"Well it was in tonights evening news"
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He realises that he is really desperate for a dump and can't hold it in. He opens his newspaper and sh*ts in it, then throws it under a seat.
He hears some-one coming up the stairs, so out of embarressment he gets of the bus early and walks home.
A couple of hours later after he has been home for a while thee is a knock at the front door.<br />It is 2 police officers.<br />"I believe that today you had a sh*t on the upper deck on the back of a bus"
"Errr, how did you know it was me"
"Well it was in tonights evening news"
<img src="graemlins/dizzy.gif" border="0" alt="[dizzy]" /> <img src="graemlins/dizzy.gif" border="0" alt="[dizzy]" /> LOL <img src="graemlins/dizzy.gif" border="0" alt="[dizzy]" /> <img src="graemlins/dizzy.gif" border="0" alt="[dizzy]" />