My Wife...............

[ruud36]

My wife said she wanted something 9 inches long,hard and full of spunk!!!!







So i gave her a sock from under the bed!!!

 

[edds]

Ewww, lol.

From Roger's Profanisaurus...

bachelor's boomerang: n. A rock-hard sock found under the bed or sofa cushion of a gentleman who is not in a steady relationship.