My wife and I were sitting at a table at my
high school reunion, and I kept staring at a
drunken woman swigging her drink, as she
sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," I sighed. "She's my old girlfriend.
I understand she started drinking right after
we split up those many years ago, and I hear
she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says my wife. "Who would think
a person could go on celebrating that long?"
So you see, there really are two ways to look at everything
high school reunion, and I kept staring at a
drunken woman swigging her drink, as she
sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," I sighed. "She's my old girlfriend.
I understand she started drinking right after
we split up those many years ago, and I hear
she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says my wife. "Who would think
a person could go on celebrating that long?"
So you see, there really are two ways to look at everything
