My girlfriend

[Paul-K]

My girlfriend pulled up a chair earlier and said "we need to talk about our future, I said "yeah, it's gonna be fooking mental - we'll have flying cars, shiny silver suits, holidays on the moon!"


I'm now single :Laugh:


Last week said she wanted to make me happy in the bedroom.

So now my bedroom has Sky Sports, a fridge full of beer and she slept on the couch.


I'll get my coat again..

 

[hamba]

My girlfriend pulled up a chair earlier and said "we need to talk about our future, I said "yeah, it's gonna be fooking mental - we'll have flying cars, shiny silver suits, holidays on the moon!"


I'm now single :Laugh:


Last week said she wanted to make me happy in the bedroom.

So now my bedroom has Sky Sports, a fridge full of beer and she slept on the couch.


I'll get my coat again..

No need for the coat - you can stay.

Very Good!

 

[Paul-K]

No need for the coat - you can stay.

Very Good!

All stolen m8 lol..



Think i should have seen our break-up coming as the other day she came up to me in a new little tight black dress and said, "just look at this dress, isn't it beautiful, and it was 20% off."

I replied, "20% off?! By the looks of your fooking arse, it's added 20% on." She stopped speaking to me then

 

[J]

get ur coat now paul lol

 

[Jooooles]

I wouldnt worry about it youll know when you meet a good one she wont mind sleeping on the settee :eater: