BRIAN1956
DW Joke King
Morgan Freeman is today recovering after a serious car crash.
Eyewitnesses say he was Driving Miss Daisy, on a Dark Knight, under Hard Rain,
when the Sum of All Fears was realised, and a Chain Reaction of a Big Bounce
and a Deep Impact occured,
and he was Gone Baby Gone.
He is expected to make a full recovery for his new movie...
Bruised Almighty
Eyewitnesses say he was Driving Miss Daisy, on a Dark Knight, under Hard Rain,
when the Sum of All Fears was realised, and a Chain Reaction of a Big Bounce
and a Deep Impact occured,
and he was Gone Baby Gone.
He is expected to make a full recovery for his new movie...
Bruised Almighty
