allanj
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A dying man asks his wife. “Our 4th son always looked different from the other 3 , did he have a different father ?”
His wife replied “ He did have a different father, I must confess”
He asked her “Who’s the father?”
She said “You are dear”
I saw two dogs walk over to a parking meter. One said to the other, "How do you like that? Pay toilets."
A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I was a hooker!'.
He says 'That's OK love, your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'.
She replies 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !'.
His wife replied “ He did have a different father, I must confess”
He asked her “Who’s the father?”
She said “You are dear”
I saw two dogs walk over to a parking meter. One said to the other, "How do you like that? Pay toilets."
A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I was a hooker!'.
He says 'That's OK love, your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'.
She replies 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !'.