A young woman went to her mother and says, "I want to divorce my husband!
Mum asked why?
Girl: “All he is interested in is anal sex. The day I married him my anus was as big as a 5p, and no it’s as big as a 50p.
Mum says:" You live in a house worth about £1m with all the latest gadgets, drive a car worth about £30k, go on holiday to best parts of the world 6-9 times a year, and have over £1k spending money every week right! Are you telling me you want to give all these up just for 45p!!!????
Mum asked why?
Girl: “All he is interested in is anal sex. The day I married him my anus was as big as a 5p, and no it’s as big as a 50p.
Mum says:" You live in a house worth about £1m with all the latest gadgets, drive a car worth about £30k, go on holiday to best parts of the world 6-9 times a year, and have over £1k spending money every week right! Are you telling me you want to give all these up just for 45p!!!????
NEVER HAPPY ! ! ( sorry ladies couldnt resist ) 
