The real world
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both
married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same
sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and
uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep
quickly......he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into
the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's
pretend we're married.
"Wow, that's a great idea" he exclaimed.
"Good" she replied. "Get your own frikkin blanket".
After a moment of silence, he farted
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both
married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same
sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and
uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep
quickly......he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into
the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's
pretend we're married.
"Wow, that's a great idea" he exclaimed.
"Good" she replied. "Get your own frikkin blanket".
After a moment of silence, he farted
