Manchester United thread


Or maybe
Zinedine Zidane
Antonio Conte
Arséne Wenger
Laurent Blanc
Leonardo Jardim
Sam Allardyce
Steve Bruce
Carlos Carvalhal
Ian Holloway
Mark Hughes
Slavisa Jokanov
Roy Keane
David Moyes
Martin O'Neill
Alan Pardew
Tim Sherwood
Or Harry Redknapp he is the king of the jungle 🤔
 
Or maybe
Zinedine Zidane
Antonio Conte
Arséne Wenger
Laurent Blanc
Leonardo Jardim
Sam Allardyce
Steve Bruce
Carlos Carvalhal
Ian Holloway
Mark Hughes
Slavisa Jokanov
Roy Keane
David Moyes
Martin O'Neill
Alan Pardew
Tim Sherwood
Or Harry Redknapp he is the king of the jungle 🤔
Yes all those would do m8, but could they handle a pish up in a brewery?. Hmm hohoho 🎅
 
All managers are after a big job, none bigger than Old Trafford.
Poch’s ears will have pricked up aswell.
You need a miracle not a Manager. A major clear out in January is required and start again with players that will play and actually earn their wages.
 
Or maybe
Zinedine Zidane
Antonio Conte
Arséne Wenger
Laurent Blanc
Leonardo Jardim
Sam Allardyce
Steve Bruce
Carlos Carvalhal
Ian Holloway
Mark Hughes
Slavisa Jokanov
Roy Keane
David Moyes
Martin O'Neill
Alan Pardew
Tim Sherwood
Or Harry Redknapp he is the king of the jungle 🤔

Sam Allardyce would be an absolute pisser lol
 
I’ve heard Klopp is in the frame.

Klopp is probably one of the few managers that could sort out that shower of sh*te.
But he wouldnt leave one team that hasnt won the league for 20 odd years for one that doesnt look like winning the league for the next 20 odd years
 
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Mourinho could well be sacked at the end of that run if fixtures.

Gastrodamus strikes again lol

It’s exactly what we’ve done with every manager post Ferguson, kept them until it’s impossible to achieve CL qualification. Van Gaal was walked out of Wembley stadium with the FA Cup and his P45.

Looks like Gastrodamus was right, Manchester United are to appoint a technical director. Which is the best news I’ve heard since Ferguson retired, it keeps Woody away from the transfer market. The big assclown.

News on top of that is that Carricks been made interim manager for 48 hours after which point we will appoint a temporary manager from outside of the club to take charge until the end of the season. Solksjaer is currently running favourite.
 
I’ve heard Klopp is in the frame.

Klopp is probably one of the few managers that could sort out that shower of sh*te.
But he wouldnt leave one team that hasnt won the league for 20 odd years for one that doesnt look like winning the league for the next 20 odd years

Klopp wouldn’t stand a chance, at United the manager makes all the decisions (unless he’s undermined by Woody) which happens every window.

In his current setup it’s not Klopp who is chasing the transfers at Liverpool. It’s a team of stat crunchers headed by a sporting director (Michael Edwards) they supply the names to Klipperty. It was those who convinced him to sign Mo Salah. The manager sets the system and the team set to work sourcing players to fit it.
 
Klopp wouldn’t stand a chance, at United the manager makes all the decisions (unless he’s undermined by Woody) which happens every window.

In his current setup it’s not Klopp who is chasing the transfers at Liverpool. It’s a team of stat crunchers headed by a sporting director (Michael Edwards) they supply the names to Klipperty. It was those who convinced him to sign Mo Salah. The manager sets the system and the team set to work sourcing players to fit it.

Klopp would give the players that you have got some direction and get them to play with enthusiasm.
He would have your team in the top 4.
But he is a very talented guy.
Good luck finding one half as good.
 
Klopp wouldn’t stand a chance, at United the manager makes all the decisions (unless he’s undermined by Woody) which happens every window.

In his current setup it’s not Klopp who is chasing the transfers at Liverpool. It’s a team of stat crunchers headed by a sporting director (Michael Edwards) they supply the names to Klipperty. It was those who convinced him to sign Mo Salah. The manager sets the system and the team set to work sourcing players to fit it.

Klopp would give the players that you have got some direction and get them to play with enthusiasm.
He would have your team in the top 4.
But he is a very talented guy.
Good luck finding one half as good.

You do realise that Mourinho has outperformed Klopp for the large part of his time at United.
To be a successful manager you have to win trophies. Klopp hasn’t.
 
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