For his birthday, Little Paddy asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is £80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.
The next day the father saw Little Paddy heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Paddy told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you tell mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an £80,000 mortgage and no fecking bike!!!
The next day the father saw Little Paddy heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Paddy told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you tell mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an £80,000 mortgage and no fecking bike!!!
