Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or
> boyfriend along shopping
> This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in
> Oxford: (The very last one made me laugh most ...)
>
> Dear Mrs. Murray,
>
> While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco
> LoyaltyCard, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you
> and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his
> antics.Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by
> our surveillance cameras:
> 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of cond*ms and randomly put them in
> people'strolleys when they weren't looking.
>
> 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
> intervals.
>
> 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading tofeminine products aisle.
>
> 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,"Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.
>
> 5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>
> 6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department andtold shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a
> Calor gas stove.
>
> 7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him,he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me
> alone?"
>
> 8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as amirror, picked his nose, and ate it.
>
> 9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in theHousewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the
> antidepressants were.
>
> 10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly hummingthe "Mission Impossible" theme.
>
> 11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look"using different size funnels.
>
> 12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed,
> yelled"PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
>
> 13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker,assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices
> again."
>
> And; last, but not least:
>
> 14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."
> Yours sincerely,
>
>
>
> Charles Brown
> Store Manager
> boyfriend along shopping
> This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in
> Oxford: (The very last one made me laugh most ...)
>
> Dear Mrs. Murray,
>
> While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco
> LoyaltyCard, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you
> and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his
> antics.Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by
> our surveillance cameras:
> 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of cond*ms and randomly put them in
> people'strolleys when they weren't looking.
>
> 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
> intervals.
>
> 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading tofeminine products aisle.
>
> 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,"Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.
>
> 5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>
> 6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department andtold shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a
> Calor gas stove.
>
> 7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him,he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me
> alone?"
>
> 8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as amirror, picked his nose, and ate it.
>
> 9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in theHousewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the
> antidepressants were.
>
> 10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly hummingthe "Mission Impossible" theme.
>
> 11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look"using different size funnels.
>
> 12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed,
> yelled"PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
>
> 13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker,assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices
> again."
>
> And; last, but not least:
>
> 14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."
> Yours sincerely,
>
>
>
> Charles Brown
> Store Manager
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