boycie
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Two old dears getting ready to go out for the night,
So one old dear say's to the other
"ere Jane, if you are going to do your bikini line, do what I do"
"What's that then, Jane replied"?
" Well....Take the mirror off the wall and place it on the floor, stand astride it, and that way you will get a better view of what your shaving"
"**** me", She say's, what a good idea.
With that the old man walks pass the bedroom, and then comes running in, and pushes her flying causing her to hit the waldrobe and the chest of draws then hitting the floor.
"You sill basteerd", The replies...." What you do that for, you could of broken my arms pushing me like that"
The old man turns round and say's " Well you would of broken your legs if you fell down that hole.
Boycie
So one old dear say's to the other
"ere Jane, if you are going to do your bikini line, do what I do"
"What's that then, Jane replied"?
" Well....Take the mirror off the wall and place it on the floor, stand astride it, and that way you will get a better view of what your shaving"
"**** me", She say's, what a good idea.
With that the old man walks pass the bedroom, and then comes running in, and pushes her flying causing her to hit the waldrobe and the chest of draws then hitting the floor.
"You sill basteerd", The replies...." What you do that for, you could of broken my arms pushing me like that"
The old man turns round and say's " Well you would of broken your legs if you fell down that hole.
Boycie
