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BRIAN1956

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A man walks into a petrol station and says

"Can I please have a kitkat chunky".

The lady behind the till gets him a kitkat chunky and brings it back to him.

"No" says the man. "I wanted a normal kitkat you fat bitch"

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The government today announced that it is adopting the condom as its emblem because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
 
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goldie

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heheh both good ones.. still dont see the connection brian sorry? yr pic an me? xx
 
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