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Keano – The Nation’s Favourite Pundit
The papers are full of Roy Keane’s most recent tributes, but only Laugh FC have the full uncensored version of events at MUTV studios. After all, Laugh FC are the website that Roy Keane once described as ‘******* *****!’
KEANE ON: ALAN SMITH
Jesus, he looks like Pob. He only went blonde to match his IQ. Seriously, he couldn’t mark a lamppost. He’s only playing there because Liam Miller is a bag of *****. It was between him and Tim Howard to play there and I’d choose the twitching ******* every time!
KEANE ON: JOHN O’SHEA
Are ya sure he’s not Northern Irish? I swear he couldn’t pass wind. **** is the only thing that comes out of him. The ******* useless ****!
KEANE ON: KEIRAN RICHARDSON
Since when did we start fielding ******* Hobbits? Left-back? He should be ******** left back in the Shire putting his fingers up other peoples rings or whatever they do there.
KEANE ON: DARREN FLETCHER
No wonder Scotland are ******* *****!
Roy Keane can next be seen at St Albans Primary School, Manchester, promoting his new book “**** ya’s all! Yoo’s all *****! – How I Made Friends and Influenced People ”
The papers are full of Roy Keane’s most recent tributes, but only Laugh FC have the full uncensored version of events at MUTV studios. After all, Laugh FC are the website that Roy Keane once described as ‘******* *****!’
KEANE ON: ALAN SMITH
Jesus, he looks like Pob. He only went blonde to match his IQ. Seriously, he couldn’t mark a lamppost. He’s only playing there because Liam Miller is a bag of *****. It was between him and Tim Howard to play there and I’d choose the twitching ******* every time!
KEANE ON: JOHN O’SHEA
Are ya sure he’s not Northern Irish? I swear he couldn’t pass wind. **** is the only thing that comes out of him. The ******* useless ****!
KEANE ON: KEIRAN RICHARDSON
Since when did we start fielding ******* Hobbits? Left-back? He should be ******** left back in the Shire putting his fingers up other peoples rings or whatever they do there.
KEANE ON: DARREN FLETCHER
No wonder Scotland are ******* *****!
Roy Keane can next be seen at St Albans Primary School, Manchester, promoting his new book “**** ya’s all! Yoo’s all *****! – How I Made Friends and Influenced People ”
