>A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While
>on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked
>"Is my time up?" God said,"No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and
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>days to live".
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>Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
>facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and
>change her hair colour. Since she had so much more time to live, she
>figured she might as well make the most of it.
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>After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing
>the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
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>Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another
>40
>years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the ambulance?"
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>God replied, "I didn't recognize you."
>on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked
>"Is my time up?" God said,"No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and
8
>days to live".
>
>Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
>facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and
>change her hair colour. Since she had so much more time to live, she
>figured she might as well make the most of it.
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>After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing
>the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
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>Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another
>40
>years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the ambulance?"
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>God replied, "I didn't recognize you."
