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Jul 30, 2005
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>A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner
>with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to
>her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
>for the first time.
>Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes
>a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the
>boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know
>about condoms and sex.
>At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like
>to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the
>family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his
>first time and all.
>That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
>girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents,
>come on in!"
>The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
>parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his
>A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head
>10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
>Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over
>and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
>The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a
>pharmacist." :)