stihl260
DW Top Poster +
Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and
went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly
six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer
pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins; a boy and a girl!
The babies are fine now, but they looked poorly at birth and
had to be christened immediately. Your brother came in
and named them.
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus no, not
mi' brother! He's a bloody clueless ignoramus!
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's
my daughter's name?"
"Denise," says the doctor. The new mother is totally relieved.
"Wow, that's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my
brother. I like Denise."
Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"
"Denephew".
went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly
six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer
pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins; a boy and a girl!
The babies are fine now, but they looked poorly at birth and
had to be christened immediately. Your brother came in
and named them.
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus no, not
mi' brother! He's a bloody clueless ignoramus!
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's
my daughter's name?"
"Denise," says the doctor. The new mother is totally relieved.
"Wow, that's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my
brother. I like Denise."
Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"
"Denephew".
