Jerusalem

allanj

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A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on holiday to Jerusalem. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.

The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for £5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for £150."

The man thought long and hard about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend £5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when she could be buried here and you would spend only £150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead” I ‘m taking no f*cking chances."
 
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