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I've tore my willy!

witchy

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#1
Seriously, I have. :)

On the underside of your dick just under the helmet there is a strip of skin which connects the helmet to the foreskin, I've tore that.

(I can post a picture if anyone doesn't know the part I'm talking about)

Anyone know how long it take to heal?

:)
 

carlos

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wot the fook was you doin to rip it ?????? LOL

A day and it should be sorted.
 

arbelos

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is gettin yur banjo torn not agony plus its meant to bleed like fuk? never happened to me so dunno but ive heard stories
 
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Baaheeduk

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My mate burst a wee plook on his knob and ended up in hospital as the wound started to spread.

He's lucky to still have it!

When he let me see it, I thought he had a ribbed condom on! It was all the feckin' stitches holding it together. :FRIGHT:
 

janobi

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You twanged the banjo string mate. Will heal in a couple of days, you just got a small nick on it. lol. Done it myself when I was younger, and found out hard-ons are not just for pissing over high walls.
 

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Ffs some people have never lived....lol. Tis ok whicky m8. It will only start hurting a bit later.....then it gets much worse:Chainsaw:
 

manutd4life

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pmsl you snapped your banjo mate, its supposed to bleed like hell and takes a few days to heal. atleast it hasnt fell off yet as sometimes that happens, some people are just unlucky.
 

benny59

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how did you manage that little boy, us big men have COCKS not willys :)




manly bigmen thread titles=========== help my cucumber stalks been bitten off, "or" someones just kicked my john thomases headin---------What do i do ? my bellends hanging off hahaha

childish thread titles============== willy/beansprout/worm/maggot
 

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#17
Seriously, I have. :)

On the underside of your dick just under the helmet there is a strip of skin which connects the helmet to the foreskin, I've tore that.

(I can post a picture if anyone doesn't know the part I'm talking about)

Anyone know how long it take to heal?

:)
HAHAAH HE HAS TORN HIS BANJO!!!!! LOL, I DID THAT WHEN I WAS A KID N THE BLOOD WAS CRAZY I THOUGHT I WAS GONA DIE, IT WILL HEAL IN A WEEK OR 2, JUST DONT HAVE SEX MATE OR IT WILL KEEP RE OPENING N POSS GET INFECTION.
 

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Seriously, I have.

On the underside of your dick just under the helmet there is a strip of skin which connects the helmet to the foreskin, I've tore that.

(I can post a picture if anyone doesn't know the part I'm talking about)

Anyone know how long it take to heal?

quote]

I did the same thing many years ago ,again it was teeth !

Best advice to you is lay off sex for a while , :BUMMER:eek:r it will just keep tearing !

Oh and that goes for pulling your pud as well !:SSEXY:
leave it alone for a bit


I know that my be hard to do : tosser : .

Sorry couldn't resist it !!! ....
 
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#19
Happened to a mate of mine, girls nail did the dirty deed, there was blood everywhere.
He nearly fainted at the hospital when they put a needle in it.
When he came back all bandaged up we all had porn mags out to help him forget the pain, yeh