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Irish Joke

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Had 2 post this , thought it was brill


LOSING WEIGHT THE IRISH WAY !!



An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and
repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have
lost at least 5 pounds.

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost
nearly 60lbs!

'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you
follow my instructions?

The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, by jesus, I
thought I was going to drop dead on the 3rd day.

'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.




'No, from the f**kin' skippin'