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An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.


'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.


'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'


'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it.


Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'


It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'
'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.


'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent my cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'


'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?'


'Feckin jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!'
 

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heheh wasnt expectin that. wheres your westie pic brian???
 

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Hi Goldie,

My Westie is out playing in the back garden with her brother and sister, they are having a ball.

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My new pic......what's the connection between that pic and You??????????????
 
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the connection? only in that i love westies and i liked the pic you had of one thats all nothing else. up to u of course what pic you have. no worries xx
 

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Sorry Goldie,

I meant whats the connection between my new pic and you??

Threre is a connection....can you spot it...he he:proud:xx
 

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oh ok i see what you mean now . um........... plasters? gettin plastered? drinkin maybe? all i can think of anyway. me being a dum blonde and all that . is that right? xx
 

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no i havent seen sin city? heard of it tho. and yes did enjoy my wine. still sufferin now ha . no i dont know the connection then sorry .
 
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