In honour of stupid ppl

zhinkler

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In Honour of Stupid People . . .

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --

'Do not turn upside down.'

(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)



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On Sainsbury's peanuts --

'Warning: contains nuts.'

(talk about a news flash)


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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --

'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking
this medication.'

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)



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On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding --

'Product will be hot after heating.'

(...and you thought????...)



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On a Sears hairdryer --

Do not use while sleeping.

(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)


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On a bag of Fritos --

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.

(the shoplifter special?)



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On a bar of Dial soap --

'Directions: Use like regular soap.'

(and that would be???....)



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On some Swanson frozen dinners --

'Serving suggestion: Defrost.'

(but, it's just a suggestion.)



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On packaging for a Rowenta iron --

'Do not iron clothes on body.'

(but wouldn't this save me time?)




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On Nytol Sleep Aid --

'Warning: May cause drowsiness.'

(..I'm taking this because???.....)



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On most brands of Christmas lights --

'For indoor or outdoor use only.'

(as opposed to what?)



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On a Japanese food processor --

'Not to be used for the other use.'

(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)



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On an American Airlines packet of nuts --

'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.'

(Step 3: say what?)



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On a child's Superman costume --
'Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.'

(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)



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On a Swedish chainsaw --
'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.'

(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
 

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On a Swedish chainsaw --
'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.'

(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
aww, theres always someone who has to spoil the fun lol
 
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