witchy
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Tonight I took 2 of my kids to a local pool (Aquatec in Motherwell).
To cut a long story short, 1 of my kids (Son, 4 years old) swallowed a tiny amount of water then started vomiting all over the place in the water!
My wife had the other kid (Daughter, 2 years old) and she SHIT HERSELF right there in the pool, not a normal solid poo but a wet messy one that shot out of her swimming costume.
2 young girls came swimming up behind us and swam right into the vomit and shit, they realised something was wrong and stopped swimming and stood up then one of them VOMITED!!
It was totally disgusting, I shouted to warn one of the staff and his reply was "it's ok, the chlorine will take care of it and the solids will be filtered"
I grabbed the kids and walked out of the pool covered in pieces of egg, bacon and something that looked like carrots, I went for a shower but I still stank of vomit.
I'm pissing myself laughing but I'm sooo fooking embarrassed.
To cut a long story short, 1 of my kids (Son, 4 years old) swallowed a tiny amount of water then started vomiting all over the place in the water!
My wife had the other kid (Daughter, 2 years old) and she SHIT HERSELF right there in the pool, not a normal solid poo but a wet messy one that shot out of her swimming costume.
2 young girls came swimming up behind us and swam right into the vomit and shit, they realised something was wrong and stopped swimming and stood up then one of them VOMITED!!
It was totally disgusting, I shouted to warn one of the staff and his reply was "it's ok, the chlorine will take care of it and the solids will be filtered"
I grabbed the kids and walked out of the pool covered in pieces of egg, bacon and something that looked like carrots, I went for a shower but I still stank of vomit.
I'm pissing myself laughing but I'm sooo fooking embarrassed.