I had a call from an ex-girlfriend . . .

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Got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We
lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we
used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be
interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic'.

Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a
bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!!

"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline
that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!

She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute!

"Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled...................








So I told her to **** off.
 
Got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We
lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we
used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be
interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic'.

Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a
bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!!

"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline
that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!

She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute!

"Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled...................

So I told her to **** off.

lol ..... too funny...... on a serious note tho as a man you should never say no to an offer of sex if she ugly bend her over.....if she too big get a crane to support her.....LOL...although if you need a crane to hoist her then you may get lost inside her......in that case make sure you have your TOM TOM at hand to find your way in and out....LOL ....

just jokin
 
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lmao i knew there was some thing about to pop up hahahaha nice one :)
 
classic m8 l liked that pmsl
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didnt get it till i read the end bit

was thinkin u luck tw*t but at the end i fell of my chair laughing

quality

pmsl
 
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