stewartthemole
Inactive User
3 men on their honeymoon get talking, each one reckons they will make love to their new wife the most that night. They decide to let each other know the number of times they managed it by the amount of toast they order at breakfast the next morning so their wives dont get suspicious. Next morning 1st man orders 3 bits of toast, the 2nd man orders 4 bits of toast and looks pleased with himself until the 3rd man says in a loud voice I would like 6 bits of toast and you better make 2 of them brown
