Great eggspectations

Two eggs in a pan. One says to the other It’s hot in here. The other says think that’s bad wait til you get out they cave your head in with a tea spoon.
I’ve already got my coat 😂
 
Two eggs in a pan.One says "it's hot in here".The other says"flipping heck,a talking egg"
Putting my coat on as i speak..
 
A dog walks into a job centre and asks if there are any jobs going. The job centre clerk is gobsmaked and tells him I could get you a job in the circus no problem. The dogs says what the fuc k are they going to use a plumber for in a circus. 😂
 
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