„« A man is waiting for wife to give birth. > > The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without > torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! > > But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love > and compassion. After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his > first drink. > > Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him > and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the > bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in > disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. > > Swoooop! A torso pops out! > > The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, > shocked, begs his son to drink again. > > The patrons chant "Take another drink"! > > The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. > > Swoooop! Two arms pops out. > > The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to > drink again. > > The patrons chant "Take another drink"! > > The bartender ignores the whole affair. > > By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches > down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. > > Swoooop! Two legs pop out. > > The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully > thanks God. > > The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left....then to > the right.... right through the front door, into the street, where a > truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent. > > The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says.. > > "He should have quit while he was a head!"