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Discussion in 'Fun & Laughter Room' started by allroad, Apr 10, 2003.

  1. allroad

    allroad VIP Member VIP Member

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    „« A man is waiting for wife to give birth.
    >
    > The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without
    > torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head!
    >
    > But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love
    > and compassion. After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his
    > first drink.
    >
    > Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him
    > and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the
    > bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in
    > disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.
    >
    > Swoooop! A torso pops out!
    >
    > The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father,
    > shocked, begs his son to drink again.
    >
    > The patrons chant "Take another drink"!
    >
    > The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.
    >
    > Swoooop! Two arms pops out.
    >
    > The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to
    > drink again.
    >
    > The patrons chant "Take another drink"!
    >
    > The bartender ignores the whole affair.
    >
    > By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches
    > down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.
    >
    > Swoooop! Two legs pop out.
    >
    > The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully
    > thanks God.
    >
    > The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left....then to
    > the right.... right through the front door, into the street, where a
    > truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent.
    >
    > The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says..
    >

    > "He should have quit while he was a head!"
     
  2. nara

    nara Who? VIP Member

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    AAaaaaaaaargh!!

    :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh:
     
  3. nara

    nara Who? VIP Member

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    Almost 14 years for the last two posts. Is this a record? :Clap:
     
  4. nara

    nara Who? VIP Member

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    I 'll go and lie down now.

    :tits:
     
  5. craigneuk

    craigneuk Premium Member Premium Member

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    i dont know if this is a record but I HATE
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    ON A SUNDAY MORNING
    maybe this should be in the rant room?
    feck it im going back to ma wee room
     

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