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40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Scotland go out and sunbathe.
35 degrees - Italian cars have trouble starting.
People in Scotland drive with the windows down.
20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Scotland throw on their shorts and t-shirts.
15 degrees - Californians begin to evacuate the state.
People in Scotland go to the beach for a picnic and a swim.
0 degrees - New York landlords finally turn the heating on.
People in Scotland have a last barbi before it starts to get cold.
-10 degrees - People in Miami become extinct.
People in Scotland are still queueing at the ice cream van.
-20 degrees - Californians all now live in Mexico .
People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.
-80 degrees - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Scottish Boy Scouts postpone their winter survival exercise
until it gets cold enough.
-100 degrees - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in Scotland wear a vest and rake out their bunnets.
-173 degrees - Ethyl alcohol freezes.
People in Scotland get angry 'cos they cannae thaw their whisky.
-297 degrees – Micro-biotic life starts to grind to a halt.
Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
-460 degrees - ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Scotland start saying "A bit hill billy ... eh? "
Wait for it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait for it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait for it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-500 degrees - Hell freezes over.
Then, and only then do Scottish people support
England in the World Cup
No, we still wouldnae!!!!!!
People in Scotland go out and sunbathe.
35 degrees - Italian cars have trouble starting.
People in Scotland drive with the windows down.
20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Scotland throw on their shorts and t-shirts.
15 degrees - Californians begin to evacuate the state.
People in Scotland go to the beach for a picnic and a swim.
0 degrees - New York landlords finally turn the heating on.
People in Scotland have a last barbi before it starts to get cold.
-10 degrees - People in Miami become extinct.
People in Scotland are still queueing at the ice cream van.
-20 degrees - Californians all now live in Mexico .
People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.
-80 degrees - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Scottish Boy Scouts postpone their winter survival exercise
until it gets cold enough.
-100 degrees - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in Scotland wear a vest and rake out their bunnets.
-173 degrees - Ethyl alcohol freezes.
People in Scotland get angry 'cos they cannae thaw their whisky.
-297 degrees – Micro-biotic life starts to grind to a halt.
Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
-460 degrees - ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Scotland start saying "A bit hill billy ... eh? "
Wait for it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait for it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait for it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-500 degrees - Hell freezes over.
Then, and only then do Scottish people support
England in the World Cup
No, we still wouldnae!!!!!!
