Flaming birds

[ukbob]

Had a baby bird cheeping behind the boxing in around the toilet...
Had to rip it all out to free it.
i'm gutted,its a mess, but the missus seemed impressed.
I'll let you know if i get owt tonight

 

[Spectre]

Had a baby bird cheeping behind the boxing in around the toilet...
Had to rip it all out to free it.
i'm gutted,its a mess, but the missus seemed impressed.
I'll let you know if i get owt tonight

Had a house sparrow living in a rotting gutter support (can't remember proper name). Loudest thing I've heard for being the size of a snooker ball.

FFFWWWEEEEEPPP, FFFWWWEEEEEPPP, FFFWWWEEEEEPPP... From first light usually.

 

[ukbob]

Thats the noise hehe,they've got some lungs on them...
It was driving me mad...

 

[Kryton]

My mrs would kill me if i kept a bird in the toilet

 

[ukbob]

pmsl

I didn't see that coming....nice one.

 

[VectorZ]

You should've just drilled a small hole and then emptied half a can of Lynx in there (other cheaper deodarants are available) and then plug it. Would've been a lot easier to clean up and if you plug it quick enough, the lovely fragrance would probably be enough to see it through the decomposition stage. If it did get a bit whiffy then simply remove plug and reapply spray, and when all is clear just use a bit of filler.

Yes, I know I need to get out more.

 

[ukbob]

I only use old spice,brute or hai karate matey..... i never stood a chance

 

[ukbob]

Silence is golden....

 

[K]

Our old house in bamford we had birds nesting in the soffits.. the house next door had rotten woodem soffits which is where the birds got in.. used to proper wind me up.. every morning and night lay in bed listening to the birds walking about above our heads..

As for the toilet.. id of drilled a hole in the boxing and shot the focker with a gun..

but then again, youd probably have bullet holes in the pipes.. lol..

 

[Kryton]

Our old house in bamford we had birds nesting in the soffits..

If i kept birds in the soffits my mrs would kill me