My wife told me I was no longer romantic so I booked a table for two on Valentine's Night. Problem was she not interested in snooker.
I'm sick to death of people knocking on my door looking for donations. Just had one from the sperm bank. Boy, did I give her a mouthful.
There's a new anti-depressant for lesbians on the market: Its called Trycoxagain.
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said, "Her brother's got a moustache."
I'm sick to death of people knocking on my door looking for donations. Just had one from the sperm bank. Boy, did I give her a mouthful.
There's a new anti-depressant for lesbians on the market: Its called Trycoxagain.
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said, "Her brother's got a moustache."
