Facebook Status Shuffle


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May 19, 2010
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que sera sera
Some status shuffles from facebook, some of them are very funny lol

two little old women met in a park....one said to the other 'did you come on the bus?' the other one replied 'yes, but I made it look like an asthma attack'

If an older bloke with money dates a younger woman..he is called a sugar daddy. does that mean that if he dates a gay bloke he is a sugarpuff

What do you do if your Ex is limping around and bleeding in you're back yard??? Take a deep breath, focus, reload, and shoot again

Twinkle twinkle massive knob, how I like it in my gob, when I feel it start to twitch I take it out coz I'm a SPITEFUL BITCH

Little boy crying in tescos. Man says " are u lost"? boy says "yes" man says "whats your mummy like"? boy says "big cocks and Bacardi breezers

I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning." she replied, "No, just having a shit."

"you can still get pregnant having anal sex, where do you think chavs come from?"

good girls blush when they watch porn, bad girls smile cause they know they can do better.

Why Are Men Always Cleverer While Having Sex...Cause There Plugged Into A Fucking Genius.

The lesbians next door gave me a Rolex for my birthday. very nice, but i think they misunderstood when i said i wanna watch!