goldie
Ellie's Buxom Wench
- Joined
- Feb 1, 2008
- Messages
- 399
- Reaction score
- 44
some are old some maybe new. all from my mother land . have a larf anyway xx
Q: Whats the difference between a Walrus and an Essex Girl?
A: One is wet, has a moustache and smells of fish-the other is a walrus.
Q: What does an Essex Girl say after having sex?
A: What team do you guys play for!
Q: How does an Essex Girl turn the light out after sex?
A: Shuts the car door.
Q: Whats the difference between an Essex Girl and an ironing board?
A: Occasionally you have trouble getting the legs apart on an ironing board.
Q: Whats the difference between and Essex Girl and the Titanic?
A: You know how many men went down on the Titanic.
Q: Why do Essex Girls have tampons with long stings?
A: So the crabs can go bungy jumping...
Q: Whats the difference between a Walrus and an Essex Girl?
A: One is wet, has a moustache and smells of fish-the other is a walrus.
Q: What does an Essex Girl say after having sex?
A: What team do you guys play for!
Q: How does an Essex Girl turn the light out after sex?
A: Shuts the car door.
Q: Whats the difference between an Essex Girl and an ironing board?
A: Occasionally you have trouble getting the legs apart on an ironing board.
Q: Whats the difference between and Essex Girl and the Titanic?
A: You know how many men went down on the Titanic.
Q: Why do Essex Girls have tampons with long stings?
A: So the crabs can go bungy jumping...
