got this in an email, didnt find it funny, but some mite
> Some men do have them.
>
> > A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly
> her husband burst into the kitchen.
> "Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too
> many at once.
> TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE
> are we going to
> get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be
> CAREFUL!
> > You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them!
> > Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt
> > them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE
SALT!
> >
> > THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What the heck is wrong with you?
> You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
>
> > The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels
like
> when I'm driving."
> Some men do have them.
>
> > A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly
> her husband burst into the kitchen.
> "Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too
> many at once.
> TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE
> are we going to
> get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be
> CAREFUL!
> > You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them!
> > Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt
> > them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE
SALT!
> >
> > THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What the heck is wrong with you?
> You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
>
> > The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels
like
> when I'm driving."
