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Policeman pull's over a drunk driver and asks him to take a breath test.
The driver pulls out his NHS card which states "This man is asthmatic, please do not make him submit a breath test"
Policeman asks him to take a blood test. Man pulls out a second NHS card "This man is anemic, please do not make him submit a blood test"
Policeman asks him to take a urine test. Man pulls out his season ticket - "This man is a Manchester United fan, please do not take the piss"
The driver pulls out his NHS card which states "This man is asthmatic, please do not make him submit a breath test"
Policeman asks him to take a blood test. Man pulls out a second NHS card "This man is anemic, please do not make him submit a blood test"
Policeman asks him to take a urine test. Man pulls out his season ticket - "This man is a Manchester United fan, please do not take the piss"
