Baaheeduk
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MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT
YOUR NEW NAME IS
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you
know including the person that sent it to you.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot
more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor...
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and
forward it to friends and family and co-workers.
Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you,
so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior
manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain
Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave
Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces; everyone to assume
new names...
So:-
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New
first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy
2 Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is:
Fluffy Chucklefanny.
Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day;
adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in
your day
YOUR NEW NAME IS
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you
know including the person that sent it to you.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot
more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor...
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and
forward it to friends and family and co-workers.
Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you,
so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior
manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain
Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave
Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces; everyone to assume
new names...
So:-
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New
first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy
2 Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is:
Fluffy Chucklefanny.
Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day;
adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in
your day
