the best one has to be when you get in and they got a face like thunder so you say whats wrong? the answers always 'nothing!' but you know theyre lying and its not worth the hassle so just carry on as normal then sometimes they erupt and let rip with 'how can you just whatever like nothings wrong?'
if the lying cow didnt tell you that nothings wrong in the first place lol
gotta kind of feel sorry for lesbians, they got it twice as bad lmao
One of the funniest things I ever listened to was an audio book which included a seminar given by Julian Gray, (I think) bloke who wrote Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. If you have never read that book, it is so funny when you start to realise why women behave the way they do! Trouble is I blew any chance of major brownie points by telling my missus all about it!
My missus is great though, wouldn't change her for the world. Only wish I had chosen her first time round, it would have saved me a fortune in divorce costs. Thats not true either actually, if not for my first wife I wouldn't have the kids I have now and they are fantastic - even if I only have them half the time!