Daftest Thing Youve Done When Your Drunk?

[Munkey]

I got drunk at a wedding and ended up sleeping with the grooms sister in a car parked adjacent to the hall. The next day I got a call from her father saying that she wanted to marry me and that I had proposed to her.

 

[nohidingplace]

walked up and down hotel corridor banging seven bells out of hotel room door totally bollocky knew nowt about it till she who must be obeyed informed me of me antics the following morning

 

[witchy]

My mate went home after a heavy session and made himself a big family sized can of Heinz Tomato Soup and poured himself a pint of milk, he sat on his dads favourite chair and switched on the tv.

The next thing he knew he woke up covered in tomato soup, the silly bugger had passed out just after he sat down and he lay all night bathed in soup, in the morning he looked like Hell Boy.

 

[mapman]

got locked out of house licked in the door only to find it was not my house. spent the night in the nick lol no chargees .
so only get drunk in the house now lol

 

[Kenny2kk]

crowd surfed over coach seats, funny at the time, but the ribs hurt like hell the next day!!!